Raise It!

No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat

written by J.Krueger-rapped by OTTO

Do you wanna go to work today?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna pay some bills?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna shovel snow?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna go out to a bar?...Yah Yah Yah !!

Do you wanna do da dishes?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna go to church?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna buy insurance?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna make da bed?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna get married?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna eat sushi?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna go to Illinois?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna do a shot wit me?...Yah Yah Yah !!

Do you wanna get da flu?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna talk to Ziggy?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna fall down?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna watch soccer?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna go to prison?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna get a haircut?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna swallow poison?...No I don't wanna do dat!
Do you wanna get in a hot tub fulla blackberry brandy with Cindy Crawford?...Ooooh Yes!!
Yah Yah Yah !!

Yah Yah Yah Yah Yah...HEY!!

Blatz and Sauerkraut

written by J.Krueger & B.Soucy-sung by HORST

Didn't sleep so good, tings were spinning in my bed
When I woke up dis morning it was oh my achin' head"
I said "Hilda you don't look well" as she closed da bathroom door
Yah...we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

Went to our church picnic where we ate some dogs wit kraut
And den we drank so much damn beer we nearly both passed out
I told the da taxi "Take us home, right to our front door"
Yah...we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before
Hilda's in da toilet, she won't open up da door
I sent da kid to get some Pepto-Bismal at da store
Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

Hilda said she'd match me every beer from da keg
So every time I poured one, she ate a pickled egg
She smells so bad I shouldn't have to kiss her anymore
Yah...we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before
Hilda's in da toilet, she won't open up da door
I sent da kid to get some Pepto-Bismal at da store
Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

Someone's knocking at da door, da kids say it's grandma
Den Hilda yelled "Horst come help me wit my enema"
I'm sweaty and I got da chills, don't like da shape I'm in
And when I'm feeling better I will never drink again

Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before
Hilda's in da toilet, but she's opened up da door
You know I'd like to use it but she's layin' on da floor
Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before
Yah we had Blatz and Sauerkraut da night before

HEY ! !

On Da Badger

written by J.Krueger & ?-sung by OTTO

I wanted to go traveling to Michigan and more
I set out from Wisconsin, and drove around da shore
I had to drive tru Illinois and Indiana too
Da traffic it was terrible and irritating too
It was a twelve-hour drive...a twelve-hour drive

But den somebody told me about a car ferry you could take
Dey said that it was wonderful and sailed across da lake
From Manitowoc to Luddington dey said it won't take long
Mr. Conrad made it possible for us to sing dis song...for us to sing dis song

Take your car, take your kids, take your mudder, take your brudder
Take a cruise, you can't lose on da Badger
She's got everyting you need, satisfaction guaranteed
It's complete, life is sweet, on da Badger
Food and cocktails are real cheap, and da water ain't dat deep
Trow your troubles on a heap dey just won't matter
You'll be sorry when it's done, 'cause you're havin' so much fun
When you go across da lake on da Badger

Heave! ... Ho! , Heave! ... Ho! , Heave! ... Ho!
Heave! ... Ho! , Heave! ... Ho! , Heave! ... Ho!
Heave! ... Ho! , Heave! ...
La la la la la la, la la la la

Take your car, take your kids, take your mudder, take your brudder
Take a cruise, you can't lose on da Badger
She's got everyting you need, satisfaction guaranteed
It's complete, life is sweet, on da Badger
Food and cocktails are real cheap, and da water ain't dat deep
Trow your troubles on a heap dey just won't matter
You'll be sorry when it's done, 'cause you're havin' so much fun
When you go across da lake on da Badger
When you go across da lake on da Badger
Let's all go across da lake on da Badger

HEY ! !

We're On A Beer Run

written by B.Soucy-sung by HORST

We're on a beer run...we're on a beer run
Dey say us Happy Schnappers drink a lot
It comes to beer we don't like waitin', 'cause we got a reputation
In every bar from Menchalville to Mishicot

We started out at Kurtz's up in T.R.
Helmut brought us mai bocks from da bar
We slugged 'em down and let a few good belches
Den out da door and right back in da car

Dey said let's go up nort to Mishicot
We'll drive around and see just what dey got
Wenzel started a fight down at da Yank 'Em In
It's out da door and in da car again

We're on a beer run...we're on a beer run
Dey say us Happy Schnappers drink a lot
It comes to beer we don't like waitin', 'cause we got a reputation
In every bar from Menchalville to Mishicot

Den Otto bought a pitcher at da Hitching Post
He said dere's something missing in dis town
Dey got four corners but only tree taverns
I tink what dis place needs is one more bar

And Wolfgang said let's go see Glenny Brown
We stopped at every bar we came upon
Well da boys got a little drunk and bloated
So we stopped at Cedar Lake to take a leak

We're on a beer run...we're on a beer run
Dey say us Happy Schnappers drink a lot
It comes to beer we don't like waitin', 'cause we got a reputation
In every bar from Menchalville to Mishicot

Now I am da designated driver
I had to go and get dem out of jail
Dey spent all dere money on da beer
And didn't have none left to pay da bail

We're going back now to our daily lives
Goin' to get da naggin' from da wives
Well we said goodbye to all our friends
But we're gonna do it next Sunday again

We're on a beer run...we're on a beer run
Dey say us Happy Schnappers drink a lot
It comes to beer we don't like waitin', 'cause we got a reputation
In every bar from Menchalville to Mishicot

We're on a beer run...we're on a beer run
Dey say us Happy Schnappers drink a lot
It comes to beer we don't like waitin', 'cause we got a reputation
In every bar from Menchalville to Mishicot
In every bar from Menchalville to Mishicot

HEY ! !

Com'ere Once

written by J.Krueger-sung by OTTO

I saw a man confused one day just wandering around
He said he needed help and that he was from outa town
He said "Sir I am thirsty and a beverage I do seek
But I do not understand the local language that you speak"

I says com'ere once...com'ere once...why don't you come by here
We'll have a hot tamale and a couple two tree beers
Or you can go dere by dat bubbler, but don't you budge in line
She's a nice day out, ain' so

The stranger said "I still don't grasp a word you people say
Are you from some foreign land or were you born this way?
It sounds a bit like English, and Polish and Chinese
So if you'd use sign language I'd appreciate it please"

I says com'ere once...com'ere once...why don't you come by here
We'll have a hot tamale and a couple two tree beers
Or you can go dere by dat bubbler, but don't you budge in line
She's a nice day out, ain' so

Com'ere once...com'ere once...for cry I come by here
We'll have a brat and kraut and den a couple two tree beers
Or you can go dere by dat bubbler, but don't you budge in line
She's a nice day out, ain' so
She's a nice day out, ain' so..oo..oo..oo..oo..oo.oo...

HEY ! !

Dis Ain't My Toilet

written by J.Krueger & B.Soucy-sung by HORST

I went to a birthday party for dis guy at work
We never got along, and I tink dat he's a jerk
But free beer and Boone's Farm, dere just too good to pass
So I got real drunk and told him, dat he could kiss my...

I ate up all da peanuts and his wife's lasagna too
So hurry in da toilet 'cause I'll need it when you're tru
I lock da door, hit da floor...someting just ain't right
Bumped my head on da tub, I could use some light

Dis ain't my toilet, it's got a padded seat
Da paper's on da left, it should be on da right
I can't see in da dark, I got to find a light
Dis ain't my toilet, I can't sleep here tonight

Now back at home my toilet's got a nice brown fuzzy rug
I know right where to reach to give dat trone a great big hug
Once when I was really sick I stayed in dere all day
All you need's a book, and a great big can of spray

Dis ain't my toilet, it's got a padded seat
Da paper's on da left, it should be on da right
I can't see in da dark, I got to find a light
Dis ain't my toilet, I can't sleep here tonight

HEY ! !

Fleet Farm (A Love Song)

written by J.Krueger-sung by OTTO

Now men we don't like shopping much at least not in dem malls
'Cause all you ladies wanna do is wander down dem halls
We just don't understand, we'd rather wait out in de car
Or even better yet just drop us off we'll find a bar
You want us to take interest girls but we don't give a darn
"Cause we do all our shopping out at Fleet Farm

Fleet Farm...Fleet Farm
When I'm feeling down it's like a shot right in the arm
You women got your fancy malls but men we know real charm
We're headed for the aisles at Fleet Farm

HEY !!
HEY !!
HEY !!
Ain't nothin' you can buy inside a mall that's worth a darn
That's why I'm headed for the aisles at Fleet Farm

Fleet Farm...Fleet Farm
When I'm feeling down it's like a shot right in the arm
You women got your fancy malls but men we know real charm
We're headed for the aisles at Fleet Farm

Not many women, not many children
Mostly men, real men
The smell of tires, and shiney screws
Extension cords, in orange and blue
Fishing tackle, aluminum bats
Guns and knives, cool hunting caps
Lotsa plumbing, lotsa lumber
A million tools, it's all a wonder

Aisle forty-two, automotives...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle forty-tree, farm...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle turdy-one, light bulbs...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle forty-seven, work boots...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle seventeen, bows and arrows...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle twenty-four, nails...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle turdy-nine, cement...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle fifteen, rat poison...WE LOVE IT !!

HEY !!

Born To Be Wild

written by M.Bonfire-sung by OTTO & HELMUT

Dutch Pile

written by B.Soucy-sung by HORST

When da boys start drinking on a Saturday night
Get a little rowdy, looking for a fight
Trow some little creep down on da floor
And we're gonna have a dutch pile

Saw a pretty lady, grabbed her in da ass
Her boyfriend said "You ain't got no class"
Took a swing at me so I trew him on da ground
We're gonna have a dutch pile

Dutch pile...dutch pile
Ain't had one in awhile
I like to drink beer and wrestle wit da boys
Now we're gonna have a dutch pile

Way back when I was just a boy
My little brudder used to steal my toys
Trow dat rotten kid down on da floor
We're gonna have a dutch pile

Play football at da Kingsbury Bowl
Never let Bugsy cross our goal
At da one yard line we stop him cold
And we're gonna have a dutch pile

Dutch pile...dutch pile
Ain't had one in awhile
I like to drink beer and wrestle wit da boys
Now we're gonna have a dutch pile

When da band stops playing people head for da door
Always got someone yellin' "One more!"
Trow any Schnapper right down on da floor
And we're gonna have a dutch pile

Dutch pile...dutch pile
Ain't had one in awhile
I like to drink beer and wrestle wit da boys
Now we're gonna have a dutch pile

Dutch pile...dutch pile
Ain't had one in awhile
I like to drink beer and wrestle wit da boys
Now we're gonna have a dutch pile

Polka #9

(instrumental)

Wenzel's Perfect World

written by J.Krueger-sung by WENZEL

I don't have a love life, I work all the time
I read the newspapers, it's misery and crime
This world makes no sense, we do everything wrong
If I had my way things would be like this song

Where you're there with your friends at your favorite saloon
You've got a good buzz, you've been sucking since noon
The policemen take you home when you can't drive your car
And they tuck you in bed and sing twinkle little star

In the morning there's no hangover, and you don't have a job
You've got tons of money and you can live like a slob
And Heather Locklear is your maid and she cleans up after you
She wears a real maid's outfit and she's in love with you too

Oh la la la la la la la
Living in Wenzel's perfect world
La la la la la la la
Living in Wenzel's perfect world

Bob Uecker is President, Joe Walsh is VP
The congress is made up of dumb schmoes like me
There is no more war, we all stop getting old
Da Packers have just won their tenth super bowl

Karaoke is gone, theme bars are gone
Domed stadiums are gone, Diet Pepsi commercials are gone
Mosquitos are gone,as a matter of fact
Rap music is gone and it's not coming back

Oh la la la la la la la
Living in Wenzel's perfect world
La la la la la la la
Living in Wenzel's perfect world

La la la la...
La la la la...
La la la la...
La la la la...

Oh la la la la la la la
Living in Wenzel's perfect world
La la la la la la la
Living in Wenzel's perfect world

Oh la la la la la la la
Living in Wenzel's perfect world
La la la la la la la
Living in Wenzel's perfect world

La la la la...

hey !

The Bears Still Suck Polka

written by J.Krueger-sung by OTTO

How many times must we take this disgrace
Another Bears fan throwing insults in our face
The Packers are the greatest team to ever play the game
Even if from time to time they've been a little lame

How could you ever love a team with Jim McMahon
Not even Porky Pig was as big a ham
They got a reputation that's mostly based on luck
The Bears…Still…Suck

The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
Yes the Bears…Still…Suck

If you drive to Soldier Field they make you pay a toll
For cripes sake they only won one lousy Super Bowl
They make fun of Wisconsin, but we don't get upset
Where do you think that they're all headed every chance they get

We don't really hold a grudge 'cause this is all in fun
As far as football rivalries we're both number one
Still we wouldn't mind seeing Ditka run over by a truck
'Cause the Bears…Still…Suck

The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
Yes the Bears…Still…Suck

(All the ladies now) The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
Yes the Bears…Still…Suck

(Everybody now) The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
Yes the Bears…Still…Suck…HEY !!

Copyright 1992
Lyrics are property of The Happy Schnapps Combo
and are not to be used without permission

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